OK, fine. Let's argue about remote work. A couple of weeks ago, I wrote an article declaring the end of return-to-office mandates. In it, I referenced a story about a return-to-office mandate from Dell which allegedly resulted in over half the company's remote workers choosing to stay remote, even if it meant they could no longer be promoted or hired into new roles within the company. That was shocking. If you didn't find that shocking, then nothing shocks you. You are unshockable. With that as the basis of my return-to-office mandate obituary, I also declared that all the arguments about remote work being more or less productive than in-office work were moot. Done. Over. It’s not that one side or the other finally won the argument, but that the argument itself no longer holds any weight. The folks at Dell heard all the evidence, collectively shrugged, and chose remote work at the expense of their careers.
That's a bona fide nuclear option, one that takes the productivity argument completely off the table. Yet more than half of the comments on my article, both public and private, were arguments as to whether or not remote work was more or less productive. Now, as I said in my original article, I personally and professionally understand both sides of the remote work productivity argument. I do have an opinion, but you'll have to read this entire article to get to it — and suffer the following nonsense. Because it's nonsense we all need to hear. I'm going to end the remote work productivity argument forever — with a modest proposal.
The Return-to-Formal-Business-Attire Mandate Let's talk about suits. Quick story. My first job out of college was with a prestigious consulting firm, and it required me to wear a suit — all day, every day. I was in a nondescript cubicle on the third floor of a nondescript office building. I never saw customers. I rarely saw my boss's boss. Now, while I stated in the previous article that I've always hated working in an office, I at least understand both sides. I can't say the same about those ******* suits.
So here's my proposal. How about all employees agree to come back to the office if management — all management, including middle management, including anyone who has people directly reporting to them — agrees to wear formal business attire all day, every day. I'm not kidding. Oh, this would also include formal business shoes and not, like Skechers or Hey Dudes or Allbirds or some other sneaky shit that looks like a shoe but is a sneaker. Now, let's argue the productivity pros and cons.
Formal Business Attire Is Good/Bad for Company Productivity There are arguments to be made that wearing formal business attire makes a person more productive. It’s the same reason weekend warrior road cyclists wear racing uniforms with all the labels and advertisements on them. If you feel more like Lance Armstrong (or whoever, I don't follow the sport), then you'll pedal harder like Lance Armstrong. So let's all be Warren Buffett. It's part of the dance. It sets a more professional tone throughout the organization, leading to better business outcomes across the company.
At the same time, if any physical exertion is required during the day or any outdoor time in the spring or summer, formal business attire is instantly and completely impractical. You could also argue that it saps creativity, energy, and comfort, leading to poorer business outcomes across the company.
Formal Business Attire Is Good/Bad for Employee Productivity One could argue that a professional appearance makes the wearer more confident, and psychology will agree with you. Formal business attire gives employees a more positive outlook about themselves and prepares them for the job they want. All this makes for a happier, more ambitious, and thus more productive employee.
That said, it's an unreimbursed required expense, with the purchase and maintenance expected to be borne by the employee regardless of where they fall on the pay scale. It also cuts into their time, not just the time it takes to get dressed every morning, but the time it takes to run back and forth to the dry cleaners. These small but additive time expenses are also entirely shouldered by the employee, not the company, as "work time" doesn't start until the now dapper employee sits down at his or her desk.
Formal Business Attire Is Good/Bad for Workplace Productivity You could say that wearing formal business attire brings a standard to the workplace that eliminates the need to have complex guidelines about who gets offended by what kind of casual appearance. It's also cross-generational. Boomer business attire is no different than Gen-Z business attire, while still allowing for unique, personal touches of self-expression, like Funny Tie Friday. And let's face it, if we don't do this, someone is going to come into work wearing pajamas. We're already halfway there with "athleisure." In fact... in fact, we could also go one step further and bring back required hats and suspenders for the men and required skirts and stockings for the ladies.
Are we done? Do we all get it? Or do I
The freelance skill with the fastest-growing global demand in the second quarter was computer security, according to Freelancer.com. The number of job postings on the talent platform requiring computer security skills rose 27.1% to 1,103 jobs in the second quarter from the first quarter.
“This trend in cybersecurity skills suggests more small to medium businesses are turning to freelancers for cybersecurity support,” according to Freelancer.com.
PDF writing ranked as the second-fastest growing skill seeing a 26.7% increase in posts in Q2 from Q1 to a total of 1,351. Microsoft Word skills were the third-fastest growing, up 23.9% year over year to 4,173.
The fastest declining skill in the second quarter was working with Shopify Templates, which fell by 13% in the second quarter from the first to a total of 1,284. Other eCommerce skill also fell, and Freelancer.com noted that was mainly due to seasonality.
“Typically, entrepreneurs will start a business at the beginning of the year, requiring help to set up their websites or eCommerce platforms,” according to Freelancer.com. “From there, the entrepreneur either pivots to hiring freelancers for other business services, such as sales or research which we’ve seen in Q2 2024 fastest growing jobs, or are equipped with enough to run their business without any further help.”
Freelancer also reported the most in-demand skill in terms of total job posts requesting it in the second quarter was graphic design, which was requested in 117,008 posts. It was followed by PHP with 72,457.
Data for the report is based on 251,000 jobs posted to the Freelancer.com platform between 1 April and 30 June.
Fastest-growing skills in Q2 by increases in job posts
1 | Computer Security | 868 | 1,103 | 27.1% |
2 | 2,533 | 3,210 | 26.7% | |
3 | Microsoft Word | 3,368 | 4,173 | 23.9% |
4 | Market Research | 1,535 | 1,859 | 21.1% |
5 | Telemarketing | 1,177 | 1,405 | 19.4% |
6 | Civil Engineering | 1,032 | 1,204 | 16.7% |
7 | Sales | 3,467 | 4,005 | 15.5% |
8 | Local Job | 1,129 | 1,302 | 15.3% |
9 | Business Analysis | 2,795 | 3,197 | 14.4% |
10 | Statistical Analysis | 1,573 | 1,774 | 12.8% |
11 | Figma | 898 | 1,009 | 12.4% |
12 | Laravel (PHP) | 2,317 | 2,603 | 12.3% |
13 | Lead Generation | 1,802 | 2,021 | 12.2% |
14 | Legal | 1,138 | 1,274 | 12.0% |
15 | 2,277 | 2,549 | 12.0% | |
16 | Copy Typing | 4,428 | 4,941 | 11.6% |
17 | Business Plans | 1,197 | 1,328 | 10.9% |
18 | Legal Research | 917 | 1,016 | 10.8% |
19 | Electronics repair | 14,945 | 16,548 | 10.7% |
20 | Project Management | 1,048 | 1,157 | 10.4% |
21 | User Interface Design | 4,515 | 4,982 | 10.3% |
22 | Customer Support | 926 | 1,021 | 10.3% |
23 | Statistics | 1,995 | 2,199 | 10.2% |
24 | Network Administration | 1,229 | 1,351 | 9.9% |
25 | Virtual Assistant | 3,024 | 3,302 | 9.2% |
Fastest-falling skills in Q2 by decreases in job posts
1 | Shopify Templates | 1,476 | 1,284 | -13.0% |
2 | CSS | 9,486 | 8,368 | -11.8% |
3 | WooCommerce | 1,072 | 952 | -11.2% |
4 | Shopify | 2,545 | 2,269 | -10.8% |
5 | Audio Production | 1,659 | 1,501 | -9.5% |
6 | Solidworks | 1,638 | 1,487 | -9.2% |
7 | Illustration | 9,483 | 8,633 | -9.0% |
8 | Adobe InDesign | 1,381 | 1,262 | -8.6% |
9 | AngularJS | 1,246 | 1,141 | -8.4% |
10 | JavaScript | 13,229 | 12,133 | -8.3% |
11 | Creative Writing | 3,444 | 3,166 | -8.1% |
12 | Product Descriptions | 1,253 | 1,154 | -7.9% |
13 | SQL | 1,372 | 1,265 | -7.8% |
14 | Electronics | 2,066 | 1,908 | -7.7% |
15 | Poster Design | 1,135 | 1,058 | -6.8% |
16 | WordPress | 13,576 | 12,666 | -6.7% |
17 | Web Scraping | 3,740 | 3,496 | -6.5% |
18 | Blog | 1,288 | 1,204 | -6.5% |
19 | .NET | 1,692 | 1,586 | -6.3% |
20 | Corporate Identity Design | 4,631 | 4,370 | -5.6% |
21 | Transcription | 1,071 | 1,014 | -5.3% |
22 | Illustrator | 26,616 | 25,271 | -5.1% |
23 | Social Networking | 1,245 | 1,185 | -4.8% |
24 | Link Building | 5,742 | 5,483 | -4.5% |
25 | HTML | 30,041 | 28,860 | -3.9% |